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Last Saturday, I found a wallet containing $600 at a supermarket. I handed it in and was told if nobody collects it in a week, it's mine. I got a call today. I am $600 richer! LML!

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A group of ladies that came into the restaurant where I work tonight left a message on my credit card slip that said, "Thanks for the great service. Bless you always." They were my last table of the night, and the entire weekend had been completely terrible. Thank you so much for making me smile. :)

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This morning, I hit 19 traffic lights on my way to work...and every single one of them was green. LML

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I fucked my ex girlfriend behind a movie theatre while she was going out with her new boyfriend. LML

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Today my mum took me and friends to the circus. She told us she had booked the most rubbish and cheap seats. When we got there they sat us in the best seats available. LML

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I was at the bar yesterday and I met a few people and started drinking and talking to them throughout the night. They paid their bill and left at the end of the night. I went to pay my tab and the bartender said he had put my tab with theirs. I got free drinks all night! LML

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Today my area director dropped off our paychecks at work. I didn't expect a bonus because our sales were way below budget due to alot of recent layoffs in the area. He told me to check out my bonus, so I just laughed and told him I didn't want to even see it. He insisted, so I opened my check. I got a $700 bonus for "trying really hard". I LML!

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Today, me and my friend took our bikes and went downtown to do some business. We left our bikes in front of the bank and I went inside to withdraw some money, while he went to grab something to eat. When I walked out, my bike was gone. I walked around the corner to see my buddy beating some guy who had apparently tried to steal it. He had just gotten there in time to see him.

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I just went on a one week vacation to the Dominican Republic, recived a Hand-job on the plane home, and then got presents. LML! :D

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Today, I found out that the skank my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with, and left me for, gave him an STD. Karma's a bitch. LML.

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Last night I got super horny.I'm home alone.I pull out my vibrator and pump it in. I get a call from my boyfriend I explain what I'm doing. He comes straight over and fucks me so hard I beg.

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today i took the xbox controller from my ten year old little brother, and he told me to stop being such a jew, my mom overheard him and screamed at him LML!

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I skipped lower level education and went directly to college without working for it really. LML

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Today, after two months of dieting and exercise, i found out I've dropped two dress sizes! LML

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This weekend, I got so drunk at a party that I puked all over the bathroom, fucked with my friends, couldn't find my way home and made my friend walk me to his house. Today I went back to school to find out there was a kid more drunk than me who got blamed for everything. LML

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Today, I accidentally referred to my boss as 'my hot boss' in right in front of him. Thinking that I was in big trouble as we went back to his office, he informed me that after I left my seasonal position in the store, he would like to go out and 'get to know me better'. LML!

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Today, I opened a giant present from my boyfriend and my parents. It contained the bass guitar I have been drooling over and unable to buy for months (a very expensive one) - and it was the only one for sale in the United States. LML!

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My girlfriend just finished giving me an amazing blowjob. After swallowing, she looked up and said "Merry Christmas." LML

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Last week I skipped a final exam, I made no attempt to make it up because I had given up on the class. I got my grades today and received a passing grade.

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I finally will be leaving to basic training in 6 days.

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