Latest Content on LMyLife.com http://www.lmylife.com A few years ago, my mom and I took the bus to clean a clients house. While getting out, there was a wealthy looking lady between us and the door. My mom said excuse me so we could get by but the lady got out and kept looking back at my mom while making disgusted faces (we're hispanic and my moms overweight). She was too busy making faces to see where she was going and she ran into some important looking guy, spilling his coffee all over him. The guy started to yell at her in front of everyone XD http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4592 . Wed, 9 Jun 2010 23:33:15 -0400 I work for a babysitting company that emails me available jobs. They don't really like me so I didn't expect them to let me have one of them. This morning I checked my email to find that I had gotten a job that would have started this morning. I was freaking out, about to call the sitters and apologize but the next email I read was the family's cancellation. I would have been fired for sure. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4598 . Wed, 9 Jun 2010 23:32:40 -0400 Last month I went into a job interview high, after tripping on DXM all night. Today I got a call back: they want to pay me $90K and have me start in two weeks. The place really lives up to its motto: "Don't be evil" LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4611 . Wed, 9 Jun 2010 23:32:14 -0400 Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while driving her home from school at noon. A UPS driver saw from his truck and gave me a weird look. I gave him a thumbs up and continued driving without her ever knowing. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4604 . Wed, 9 Jun 2010 23:31:00 -0400 Today, I won £500 for writing an essay, my teacher entered me into the competition without me knowing! LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4599 . Wed, 9 Jun 2010 23:30:41 -0400 Last week my boyfriend and I went to a party. We ended up having unprotected sex because we were both wasted. Today I got my period! LML. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=1830 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:53:38 -0400 Today i went to the grocery store to buy over 200 dollars worth of food for a party. When i get to the register the manager bumps in the me when casue my phon to fall and i find out it was my dads old business partner. He then says sorry and gives me my food for free. LMYLIFE!! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=1848 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:53:24 -0400 I have always been a horrible nail biter, this summer I have tried my best to beat this nasty habit...today I already got 4 compliments on how lovely my nails look. A small accomplishment, but its the start of a list of improvements I am working on :) LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=1854 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:53:10 -0400 I went to get my oil changed and ended up getting my tired rotated and other stuff done. I ended up paying only 80$ for everything now I don't have to pay more money to get an alignment. Lml http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=1860 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:52:51 -0400 Today I had to call in sick to work in order to go to court. My boss called me at noon asking me if I was in jail and needed to be bailed out. mlia. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=1859 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:52:46 -0400 Today, my best friend lent me her jeans and they fit perfectly. - For the first time ever I am able to fit in to the jeans of my skinny-friend. :) http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4184 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:50:26 -0400 This weekend a girl traded me a shot of tequila for my hair tie. LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4182 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:50:14 -0400 Today, I got my first blowjob ever. Simply said it was awesome. LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4173 . Fri, 9 Apr 2010 17:49:38 -0400 My dad found a dime of chronic about 3 months after he first caught me and he didn't tell my mom about it bc he wanted to smoke it. A few days after I realized it was gone he confronted me and said "so I found a bag of pot in your dresser... you dont know how disappointed I am... but it was fucking amazing." It was so hard not to crack a smile, though I did lose some killer nugular http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4014 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:20:46 -0500 I was given a bag of 20 oranges, but I couldn't eat them all. I went downtown, saw a homeless guy and gave him the bag. The way he cheered up satisfied me in a way 17 oranges never could. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4004 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:20:03 -0500 I had planned a reunion with my friends after 3 years..A trip to Goa. My boss didn't approve of the leaves, my girlfriend was resistant, but finally I ditched everyone and had a great time with my buddies in Goa, last week. LML!! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4002 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:55 -0500 I am pregnant!!!<3 I am so freaken Happy guys=) http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3991 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:31 -0500 Today, after getting a c- in pre-calc, I aced my first calculus test.lml. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3989 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:28 -0500 Yesterday, I accidentally left my brand new cell phone on my car's trunk, it was still there when I got to work. LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3986 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:18 -0500 Today, i found the same phone that i have but in a better condition in the phone recycle box at school. I got a phone with all working buttons and a better battery for free without having to learn how to work a different phone! LML!!! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4044 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:11 -0500