Latest Content on LMyLife.com http://www.lmylife.com My dad found a dime of chronic about 3 months after he first caught me and he didn't tell my mom about it bc he wanted to smoke it. A few days after I realized it was gone he confronted me and said "so I found a bag of pot in your dresser... you dont know how disappointed I am... but it was fucking amazing." It was so hard not to crack a smile, though I did lose some killer nugular http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4014 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:20:46 -0500 I was given a bag of 20 oranges, but I couldn't eat them all. I went downtown, saw a homeless guy and gave him the bag. The way he cheered up satisfied me in a way 17 oranges never could. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4004 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:20:03 -0500 I had planned a reunion with my friends after 3 years..A trip to Goa. My boss didn't approve of the leaves, my girlfriend was resistant, but finally I ditched everyone and had a great time with my buddies in Goa, last week. LML!! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4002 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:55 -0500 I am pregnant!!!<3 I am so freaken Happy guys=) http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3991 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:31 -0500 Today, after getting a c- in pre-calc, I aced my first calculus test.lml. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3989 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:28 -0500 Yesterday, I accidentally left my brand new cell phone on my car's trunk, it was still there when I got to work. LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3986 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:18 -0500 Today, i found the same phone that i have but in a better condition in the phone recycle box at school. I got a phone with all working buttons and a better battery for free without having to learn how to work a different phone! LML!!! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=4044 . Tue, 9 Mar 2010 4:19:11 -0500 Today me and some friends were hittin a few bowlskis. I recently told my parents that i smoked and they did said if they ever caught me i would have to live with my aunt. Well this bowl was k'd so i was blowing it out the window and i got ash smeared all over my face, when my dad asked what it was i told him it was ash Wednesday. LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3941 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:05:11 -0500 A month ago, my long-distance bf came to visit me. He was here for a wk and we f*cked without a condom every day he was here, multiple times. I took plan B and didn't get my period on schedule so he put aside $500 for an abortion. I went to the nearest Planned Parenthood about 3 days in a row a wk after my missed period, but it was randomly closed every time I went. I was pissed. I got my period the next day and he's buying me the Gucci shoes I've been wanting with the abortion money. LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3950 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:04:41 -0500 Last year, for my birthday, my friends and I went to an amusement park for a day of fun. Tickets are usually pricey but while we were standing in line to pay, a total stranger comes up and gives us coupons. Those coupons saved us 50% off the total entrance fee! It made my birthday even better! LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3946 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:04:06 -0500 As I was going to the airport to return home after 6mo of study abroad, I realized that I misread my plain departure time (it was in Portuguese). So, I rushed to the airport thinking that I had missed my flight and would have to pay a lot of money to buy new tickets (it was the first of 4 flights I would be taking in the following 24 hours.) When I arrived, frantic and upset, the lady informed me that the flight time had been rescheduled for an hour later over a month ago. LML. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3938 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:03:45 -0500 When watching the olympics the other night, I felt the proudest I have ever felt to be Canadien, watching us win our first gold medal on home soil. LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3934 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:03:17 -0500 While doing the deed my cellphone started ringing just seconds after she hit jackpot. My ringtone is the Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare. http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3933 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:03:04 -0500 yesterday was valentines day. i dint get my girlfriend anything but i still got laid! and by my ex too! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3924 . Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:02:26 -0500 Last Saturday, I found a wallet containing $600 at a supermarket. I handed it in and was told if nobody collects it in a week, it's mine. I got a call today. I am $600 richer! LML! http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3639 . Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:32:06 -0500 A group of ladies that came into the restaurant where I work tonight left a message on my credit card slip that said, "Thanks for the great service. Bless you always." They were my last table of the night, and the entire weekend had been completely terrible. Thank you so much for making me smile. :) http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3641 . Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:31:53 -0500 This morning, I hit 19 traffic lights on my way to work...and every single one of them was green. LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3645 . Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:31:14 -0500 I fucked my ex girlfriend behind a movie theatre while she was going out with her new boyfriend. LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=3600 . Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:30:01 -0500 Today my mum took me and friends to the circus. She told us she had booked the most rubbish and cheap seats. When we got there they sat us in the best seats available. LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=1828 . Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:29:45 -0500 I was at the bar yesterday and I met a few people and started drinking and talking to them throughout the night. They paid their bill and left at the end of the night. I went to pay my tab and the bartender said he had put my tab with theirs. I got free drinks all night! LML http://www.lmylife.com/index.php?rant=715 . Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:29:27 -0500