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Last month I went into a job interview high, after tripping on DXM all night. Today I got a call back: they want to pay me $90K and have me start in two weeks. The place really lives up to its motto: "Don't be evil" LML

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Posted by webde (Unregistered) 2 weeks ago.

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Posted by John Brown (Unregistered) 1 month ago.

"you people are retarded. DXM is non addicting, and only harmful in extremely high doses(just like alcohol). He could obviously handle himself if he got the job after going to the interview high. "

Posted by fuckinpedofile 1 month ago.

"lets just say you are a retard"

Posted by JustGreat 1 month ago.

"I say go for it. Fuck these assholes. Do what you want no matter what other people say. You're the most important person to you and that's what life is about."

Posted by rivertam (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"Oh, yeah, the media. Or was it all the stupid straight laced kids who went to college to get a better job, not an education, and consequently screwed around and found out that DRUGS AREN'T SO BAD so let's just go overboard with all of mommy's pocketbook to pay for it. I have no problem with drugs, per se, just drug users. Just fucking idiots who don't want to get caught getting high in the dorm so they drive around high. Whatever, man, if you can handle it good for you. But a lot of dipshits without the discipline are going to do it anyway, which means I get to listen to your stupid conversations in the next cubicle Monday morning about how you still haven't come down yet, hahaha, you're so crazy!"

Posted by fw (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"Man - people here really think drugs are evil! Wow. Guess the media has done a successful con-job on the straight-laced public. As someone who trips on DXM about once a year, has a PhD and owns his own business, I commend you. The "don't be evil" wanted to employ me too, but I decided to start my own company instead."

Posted by Anonymous (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"Aren't you too old to be tripping on cough syrup and bragging to the internet?"

Posted by DxM (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"As a fellow DXM tripper, I commend you."

Posted by Anonymous (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"Doesn't she expect that a major corporation would require drug-testing?"

Posted by fuckinpedofile 2 months ago.

"Druggie, You are probobly going to get fierd. You will find no happeness in life. Hell, drugs probobly made you smart for a half hour. But I promise you, the world will be better off once you OD."

Posted by Anonymous (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

""Don't be evil" is Google's motto. Hopefully another employee catches you huffing computer duster and you have to live with your parents again."

Posted by stay high (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"I'm not gonna critisize u for goin in to an interview high good for u but u need to switch n go in high on weed"

Posted by 123MeganABC (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"can you say FAGGOT!? your pathetic.. Go to rehab with that money. If i knew who you were and where this job was at i would tell them everything. "

Posted by S.O.B.er (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"Maybe you could lay off the drugs long enough to address Google's support of censorship in foreign countries."

Posted by Anonymous (Unregistered) 2 months ago.

"Great! Now you'll be able to afford rehab!"

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